The General Election - all you need to know

Labour- lost
Tories- didn't win
Liberals- did worse than expected
SNP- no better than before
Plaid Cymru- ditto

In view of the fact that no party commands an absolute majority, it seems to me that a coalition government drawn from all of the above parties would fit the bill nicely. It worked in the Second World War when Churchill famously declared he had nothing to offer but blood, sweat and tears and, given the fact that the current financial situation arguably demands unpopular measures, it would be fair for all the parties to share the ensuing "blame" equally.

Oh... and the member for Brighton should be put out with the other stuff for recycling next week- we are all green now!